I had to
| Raj: | In Avatar, when they have sex on pandora they hook up their ponytails, so we know that their ponytails are like their junk. |
| Wolowitz: | Yeah, so? |
| Raj: | So when they ride horses and fly on the birds, they also use their ponytails... |
| Wolowitz: | What's your point? |
| Raj: | My point is if I were a horse or a bird, I'd be very nervous around James Cameron. |
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| Penny: | So what do you say, Sheldon, are we your X-Men? |
| Sheldon: | No, the X-Men were named for the "X" in "Charles Xavier." Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be my "C-Men." |
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| Raj: | These methods come from the ancient gurus of India, and have helped me conquer my own fears. |
| Sheldon: | And yet you can't speak to women. |
| Raj: | True, but thanks to meditation, I am able to stay in the same room with them without urinating. |
| --- | |
| Leonard: | We think we can help you with your stage fright. |
| Sheldon: | Oh, I doubt that. I haven't figured out a way, and I'm much smarter than all of you. |
| Penny: | Yes, but you're not smarter than all of us put together. |
| Sheldon: | I'm sorry, that is what I meant. |
The Ugly Dance
This never, EVER fails to make me smile when I need it. Hopefully it can make you smile too c:
